Matilda Wagner

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The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion ~every single day.

jusky:

How do you guys feel about when they stick a toothpick in your sandwich? I think its supposed to be some kind of nice touch. But I think that nice touch can go fuck itself. I don’t even get it. When do you take the toothpick out? Before you eat? While you’re eating? I’m worried I’m gonna eat the thing.

Do you guys like the toothpick move? What are its supposed virtues?

No toothpicks needed in European sandwiches… and yes I know we are a bunch of savages, but we don’t care… we still can hold sandwiches we our fingers together, when we take them off the plate…

jusky:

First six people to heart this will get my most meaningful and enthusiastic compliment in their ask box.

omg, I’m too late…  : /

juskysnewbooks:

My favorite part of The Daily show last night was the Russian dude saying:

In Russia, the President votes on if to give the people four more years.

jusky:

Someone has written in marker in big letters on the bathroom wall of this bar:

HAVING NO DIRECTION IS THE MOST DEPRESSING KIND OF FREEDOM.

yep.

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jusky:

After.

cute cheeks …

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jusky:

During.

…cop in a porn.

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carpejoseph:

I’ve been texting the above “Cat Facts” to Leo from my Google Voice number since yesterday and he’s getting pretty annoyed… It’s fucking hilarious.  He follows me on Tumblr so I guess you can say the cat’s outta the bag.

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americanroulette:

It turns out Titian made a portrait of Jusky. (Actually a portrait of Pietro Aretino, who I don’t think my good friend will horribly mind being likened to. The resemblance is eerie.)

jusky:

So I just read my roommate, Emily, the following sentence:

A person is not liable for damages in any civil action for wrongful birth based on a claim that, but for an act or omission of the defendant, a child or children would not or should not have been born.

And then I asked her what she…

I’m speechless. *put all republicans in a jar with a big anchor on it [only for sink purposes in the deepest sea].

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jusky:

I think this book is working!

yep!

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