So I just read my roommate, Emily, the following sentence:
A person is not liable for damages in any civil action for wrongful birth based on a claim that, but for an act or omission of the defendant, a child or children would not or should not have been born.
And then I asked her what she…
I’m speechless. *put all republicans in a jar with a big anchor on it [only for sink purposes in the deepest sea].
My phone counts text messages.
You know you get along with someone when you’ve exchanged 6,916 text messages since November 18th.
yeah, that’s pretty serious… :)
So this morning I was a little hungover and extremely thirsty and Emily and I went to the Home Depot and that’s where I spotted these amazing big jugs of Fabuloso. Now I’ve never heard of Fabuloso but I love the name Fabuloso and the color looks delicious so I told Emily I was going to buy an enormous jug of Fabuloso and drink it all today. I was so excited. I was like shouting in the Home Depot, I SHALL DRINK ALL THE FABULOSO!
But then Emily read the label and said I couldn’t drink it because Fabuloso is actually an all-purpose cleaner.
Then I was sad.
…you can drink it ~ but only once.