Matilda Wagner

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The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion ~every single day.

juskysnewbooks:

My favorite part of The Daily show last night was the Russian dude saying:

In Russia, the President votes on if to give the people four more years.

jusky:

Someone has written in marker in big letters on the bathroom wall of this bar:

HAVING NO DIRECTION IS THE MOST DEPRESSING KIND OF FREEDOM.

yep.

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jusky:

After.

cute cheeks …

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jusky:

During.

…cop in a porn.

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carpejoseph:

I’ve been texting the above “Cat Facts” to Leo from my Google Voice number since yesterday and he’s getting pretty annoyed… It’s fucking hilarious.  He follows me on Tumblr so I guess you can say the cat’s outta the bag.

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americanroulette:

It turns out Titian made a portrait of Jusky. (Actually a portrait of Pietro Aretino, who I don’t think my good friend will horribly mind being likened to. The resemblance is eerie.)

jusky:

So I just read my roommate, Emily, the following sentence:

A person is not liable for damages in any civil action for wrongful birth based on a claim that, but for an act or omission of the defendant, a child or children would not or should not have been born.

And then I asked her what she…

I’m speechless. *put all republicans in a jar with a big anchor on it [only for sink purposes in the deepest sea].

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jusky:

I think this book is working!

yep!

jusky:

My phone counts text messages.

You know you get along with someone when you’ve exchanged 6,916 text messages since November 18th.

yeah, that’s pretty serious… :)

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jusky:

So this morning I was a little hungover and extremely thirsty and Emily and I went to the Home Depot and that’s where I spotted these amazing big jugs of Fabuloso. Now I’ve never heard of Fabuloso but I love the name Fabuloso and the color looks delicious so I told Emily I was going to buy an enormous jug of Fabuloso and drink it all today. I was so excited. I was like shouting in the Home Depot, I SHALL DRINK ALL THE FABULOSO!

But then Emily read the label and said I couldn’t drink it because Fabuloso is actually an all-purpose cleaner.

Then I was sad.

…you can drink it ~ but only once.

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