How do you guys feel about when they stick a toothpick in your sandwich? I think its supposed to be some kind of nice touch. But I think that nice touch can go fuck itself. I don’t even get it. When do you take the toothpick out? Before you eat? While you’re eating? I’m worried I’m gonna eat the thing.
Do you guys like the toothpick move? What are its supposed virtues?
No toothpicks needed in European sandwiches… and yes I know we are a bunch of savages, but we don’t care… we still can hold sandwiches we our fingers together, when we take them off the plate…
So I just read my roommate, Emily, the following sentence:
A person is not liable for damages in any civil action for wrongful birth based on a claim that, but for an act or omission of the defendant, a child or children would not or should not have been born.
And then I asked her what she…
I’m speechless. *put all republicans in a jar with a big anchor on it [only for sink purposes in the deepest sea].