June 2012
the Pushpin is a pretty fucking great feature. It sticks something to the top of your followers’ Dashboards — something that you think is worthy of their notice, enough that you think they should see it first amongst all of the posts you post. The only risk you take is that you…
Joan Walsh, Thanks, Antonin Scalia - Salon.com (via diegueno)
Antonin Scalia: The gift from Ronald Reagan that keeps on giving, even long after Reagan is dead.
Mad World - Tears For Fears
And I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which I’m dying
Are the best I’ve ever had.
- To get President Obama’s birth certificate, which has already been released.
- For “Shenanigans” in Obama’s immigration policies.
- For not extending the Bush’s tax cuts for the ultra-rich.
- And of course: To stop President Obama from passing any new laws.
Read our full list of the top 10 reasons Republicans want to impeach Obama.
kanye west wakes up on a plane to find a water bottle next to him. he groans and looks around for the owner of the water bottle, but no one is claiming it. he rolls his eyes but accepts the responsibility of caring for it. besides, it’s growing on him. fast forward 18 years and kanye is watching his water bottle graduate top of its class. he couldn’t be more proud as he wipes a tear from his eye. “that’s my water bottle,” he whispers.
:D
- Mom: Can I see your tumblr?
- Me: WHAT TUMBLR?! *throws laptop out window, runs to airport, moves to Mexico, changes name to Pepito*